June 2011
There’s always gonna be that one girl that’s...
If you woke up in bed with me. Using only 3 words,...
Yeah, so I'm jamming out with my headphones in...
s-i-t-b:
A song comes on which has the lyrics “There’s some whores in this house”. Which I decided to sing out loud..
Turn around and my father is standing there, looking at me….
Lovely..
When closing a program that won't respond...
madambitchtits:
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us:
FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us:
CLOSE. DOWN. YOU. BITCH.
Program:
Us:
That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
And by ‘program’ you obviously mean Firefox.
When it's getting really late, but you're talking...
funniestposts:
and your eyes are all like:
“I never understood the nudity thing. I’m so envious of people who can walk...”
– Robert Pattinson (via thinkingofrob)
“He told me “And I’m going to fuck your brains out when you get up.” While he was...”
– (via yourfilthysexsecret)
When your friend starts singing a song that annoys...
omg-natalieee:
“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are...”
– Henry Miller (via 7pleiades7)
